Gender: Male

Color: Black

Date of birth: Sometime in mid-October 2003

Aliases: Little Man, Black Man, Man, Child, Boy, Hungry Man, Mr. Child, Buddy, Black Buddy, Gassy Kitty, Special, Tinkerbell, Flesh eater, Squirrel chaser, Little boy, Teddybear, Little blob.

Place of birth: In a toilet.

Earliest childhood memories: Being born in a toilet with brothers and sisters.

Habbits: When a toilet flushes, Black Child typically runs to the toilet, stands up to look in the toilet, and looks for his brothers and sisters.

Little known facts: Condemned for the rest of his life to wear a bell.

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